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DAVID LETTERMAN’S TOP 10 SENIOR PICKUP LINES

Posted by: Laurence Harmon on 1/30/2011


10.  “Wanna swap teeth?”


9.  “Are you a model, or were you a model during the Truman Administration?”

8.  “Ever done it in a Craftmatic adjustable bed?”

7.  “What’s a nice girl like you in ---Wait, where am I?”

6.  “Much like high-sodium foods, you send my blood pressure skyrocketing!”

5.  “Excuse me while I slip into something orthopedic.”

4.  “How’d you like to be in my will?”

3.  “Wanna see my cane?”

2.  “My arteries aren’t the only thing that’s hardened!”

1.  And THE NUMBER ONE DAVID LETTERMAN SENIOR PICKUP LINE IS:  “Hi, I’m Dave Letterman!”

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